JEREMY: Dare to bake/ a cake/ in an oven...uh...
ME: With a vampire coven./
JEREMY: Because I'm a vampire/ and I live in a boggy mire/
ME: Where there are lots of swamp fires/
JEREMY: No, it's couplets, stupid!
ME: Well, you didn't tell me that/ you big fat./
JEREMY: I'm not a fat person./
He stuffs an entire piece of cake in his mouth (like the size of my fist).
There is a long pause as he chews.
ME: You ended a line with "person"? Seriously?
JEREMY (with mouth full): I wonder if you, um, have a purse in/ your room/ that goes boom./