DAD: Ugh, I am so dizzy. Going around and around the trees, around and around the yard...
MOM: Can't you mow the lawn in straight lines? People mow their lawns in straight lines.
DAD: That's too boring.
MOM: Then don't complain!
DAD: You know, that'd be like, like two stones, uh...two stones with one bird.
ME: LOL LOL LOL
MOM: Riiiight. You throw the bird at two stones, and it dies.