It's been more than a year since I last added to this series, but I just found one old unpublished transcript and realized it was time to begin again.
MOM: Scattergories. 'C', for vegetables. Go.
MOM: Any more?
MOM: That's a good one.
ME: CANNED VEGETABLES
MOM: Hahahahahahahaha no. Okay, now 'A.'
ME: I can't think of any more! Apples! Aaarrranges!
MOM: Those are FRUITS Davina