I will henceforth present you with various examples of the reactions I may have upon being exposed to cuteness of all kinds.
Spazz Catalyst #1:
**begins grinning like a maniac**
**bounces in seat**
**looks away for a second**
**looks back, grins again**
Spazz Catalyst #2:
This only has one reaction. Here I commence a silent wheezing chuckle that starts small but ends up racking my entire body. Then it stops, and I look at the picture again, and the process repeats itself.
Spazz Catalyst #3:
**violent swaying from side to side**
**big, dopey smile**
**slow, halting laugh, mouth still wide open**
(Here I may eventually drool from having my mouth open for too long)
Spazz Catalyst #4:
[Aegyo (애교): n. the act of being overly cute, commonly by way of high-pitched voices, small sounds, and beaming facial expressions. May cause in others desires of strangulation and/or punching in the face.]
This is best explained through visual means.
(Okay, the second one is not so much aegyo-ish but they are definitely doing it at some points)
**puts hand in mouth to stop from making further noises**
**bursts into nervous-ish silent laughter**
**wipes drool from hand and re-inserts it to mouth**
**closes tab because it’s too unbearable**
Spazz Catalyst #5:
This, like Catalyst #2, elicits a single response from me.
“D’aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww **breath** awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww **breath** aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww...(etc.)”
My point: I absolutely adore cute things and would eat them for breakfast if I could.
So...if you ever need to incapacitate me for a small amount of time...
P.S. (Feed me in the comments if you’ve got stuff.)