Sunday, March 27, 2011

**Heart Attack**

I love cute things. When coming into contact with anything remotely cute, my heart immediately goes into spazz mode. This, of course, has interesting implications on the sounds I produce at such a time.
I will henceforth present you with various examples of the reactions I may have upon being exposed to cuteness of all kinds.

Spazz Catalyst #1:
**begins grinning like a maniac**
**bounces in seat**
**looks away for a second**
**looks back, grins again**
**small giggles**

Spazz Catalyst #2:
This only has one reaction. Here I commence a silent wheezing chuckle that starts small but ends up racking my entire body. Then it stops, and I look at the picture again, and the process repeats itself.

Spazz Catalyst #3:
**violent swaying from side to side**
**big, dopey smile**
**slow, halting laugh, mouth still wide open**
(Here I may eventually drool from having my mouth open for too long)

Spazz Catalyst #4:
[Aegyo (애교): n. the act of being overly cute, commonly by way of high-pitched voices, small sounds, and beaming facial expressions. May cause in others desires of strangulation and/or punching in the face.]
This is best explained through visual means.
(Okay, the second one is not so much aegyo-ish but they are definitely doing it at some points)

**covers eyes**
**puts hand in mouth to stop from making further noises**
**bursts into nervous-ish silent laughter**
**wipes drool from hand and re-inserts it to mouth**
**thrashes again**
**closes tab because it’s too unbearable**
**watches again**

Spazz Catalyst #5:
This, like Catalyst #2, elicits a single response from me.
“D’aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww **breath** awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww **breath** aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww...(etc.)”

My point: I absolutely adore cute things and would eat them for breakfast if I could.
So...if you ever need to incapacitate me for a small amount of time...

P.S. (Feed me in the comments if you’ve got stuff.)


Emmie said...

This post brings me such great joy.

Bethany said...

This made me laugh, especially Spazz Catalyst #3. My, we all used to be so..cute. (see

Davina, to feed you: <--Oksanna's flying squirrel.

Sometime I shall make a web album of hilarious/adorable pictures and share it with you. Or you can come to my house and we can laugh at all the pictures my mom took of us + our class when we were little.

This had been a long comment (but you already know I write long things.)